I do believe that we have a very fine example of SSH (Smouldering Spanish Handsomeness) right here with Javier Bardem. He's properly handsome, isn't he? Like man-handsome. Big hands man-handsome. I wonder if that's his nickname?
"Hey, isn't that Big Hands Man-Handsome! Duuuude!"
Seems a little clunky for a nickname I guess.
I was very tempted to compare the man-handsome bearded Javier with this one:
MY EYES!But I didn't want to compromise my research by cheating.