As you can see, Orlando Bloom is truly awful without a beard. I mean look at him. Those brown eyes, those defined cheekbones, the hint of dimple...hmm...what were we talking about? Oh yes. Well, obviously Orlando is equally as lovely with or without shirt, I mean beard. So why does he make it to BWAB? Just take a long hard look at those pictures. Now go and stand in the corner until you stop asking such silly questions.